For our earliest ancestors, exercising meant outrunning a lion until it reached the point of exhaustion, then bench-pressing its sleeping body. Build muscle using nonliving weights with this Groupon.
Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Must activate by expiration date on your Groupon, membership expires 30 days from activation date. Valid only for location purchased. Must sign waiver. Not valid for current members or customers who have redeemed a Groupon in the last 12 months. Must be 18 years of age or older. Must be a local resident; local ID required.